tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9372380.post110551783810715153..comments2024-03-28T02:32:31.367-07:00Comments on Law of Sympathy: The GapUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9372380.post-1105674168758278402005-01-13T19:42:00.000-08:002005-01-13T19:42:00.000-08:00I like lost myself, if only for the interviewer's ...I like lost myself, if only for the interviewer's reaction.<br /><br />Interviewer: So, tell me what you've been doing for the past few years. How do you account for the gap? Didn't you want to work?<br />Applicant: Well, it wasn't so much that I didn't want to as that I couldn't<br />Interviewer: You couldn't? <br />Applicant: No...Look, I'm just going to give it to you straight - I was lost.<br />Interviewer: Lost?<br />Applicant: Well, yeah. See, I was vacationing in Albuquerque. Somehow took a wrong turn and ended up in Roswell. Next thing I know, I'm all mixed up. I loose my atlas in a gas station bathroom and can't retrace my steps. I totally wanted to go back, but I couldn't find my way. Then there's that whole blackout period I can't account for, all I know is that ever since I came to, I glow in the dark. Anyhoo, to make a long story short, I guess when they didn't hear from me, they just gave my job to someone else or something. Kinda rude, if you ask me. It's rude even if you don't ask me. That's something you should know about me. I'm a real straight shooter. I'll totally tell you what I think...Martinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08919215971601240222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9372380.post-1105645223626697602005-01-13T11:40:00.000-08:002005-01-13T11:40:00.000-08:00I really like the LOST theory. I could tell peopl...I really like the LOST theory. I could tell people I've been shipwrecked and just now found my way back to civilization. But in the meantime I've been able to work on my computer skills and.. yeah. I guess I will need to work on it some more. That left turn at Albuquerque is sounding better and better! Bugs Bunny - so wise.Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16998413591822017096noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9372380.post-1105637383124001732005-01-13T09:29:00.000-08:002005-01-13T09:29:00.000-08:00So you are suggesting going with the Bugs Bunny de...So you are suggesting going with the Bugs Bunny defense? "I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque!" hee heemonqueehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16157758427896341038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9372380.post-1105631268513325632005-01-13T07:47:00.000-08:002005-01-13T07:47:00.000-08:00What about prison? A coma? Or, my personal favorit...What about prison? A coma? Or, my personal favorite, you could tell them you got lost (for impact, this could be combined with any manner of alien abduction story).Martinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08919215971601240222noreply@blogger.com