I am taking a break from Wordstock posts to celebrate. Today was a fantastic day -- the weather was unbelievable (everything looks SO GREEN), and I got rid of some stealth junk I don't need! Best discard: old bridesmaid's dress from 1992. It was the least ugly dress of the three weddings I've been in, but least ugly does NOT equal attractive. I mean, it wasn't taffeta (unlike Aqua Dress #2), there was no royal blue lace overlay (unlike Blue Dress #1) and the butt-bow was detachable (unlike #2), however there are limits to how long a person needs to hold on to The Lesser Of Three Evils. (the two that I got rid of already would have fit in just fine on the Bridesmaid Dress Incinerator page.)
I have never had the pleasure of wearing a bridesmaids dress, but hope springs eternal, or something like that. The weather was very wonderful yesterday, but I wish that I would change a different color other than pink! Imean I like pink and all but not all over my face. Especially if there is no glitter involved somehow...
ReplyDeletewell-- if you want a bridesmaid's dress that is one half black velvet (with gold trim not unlike you would find on a marching band uniform) and one half old-lady chair upholstery, I can HELP YOU OUT! As for turning pink, I can't help you. You should use sunscreen. I am a confirmed sunscreen user due to my misspent tanning youth in florida. I am trying to stave off the Looking Like A Walnut years as long as possible.
ReplyDeleteI don't care for walnuts so I hope you stick to that plan.
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